I’m happy to report I successfully completed ✅ each item on this list today, so I think it’s a WIN 🙌🏽🙌🏽 — If you did too mama, give yourself high-five 🖐🏽 and have a glass of wine 🍷 this pregnant 🤰🏼 mama please!⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Let’s have a mid-week check-in y’all... tell me how your week is going [...]
Tag: motherhood humor
Who Even Remembers to Respond to a Text After Becoming a Mom?
Ok mamas, comment below if you did this at some point this week....⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Bonus points if you can tell me how many times you've done it since becoming a mom!
Sorry I’m Socially Awkward… You Can Thank My Toddler
But really, I don’t mean to be a complete weirdo...I’ve just lost some of my non-awkward social skills 🤪🤓⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Motherhood has officially made me an introvert 🤦🏼♀️ — anyone else 🙋🏼♀️🙋🏼♀️⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀However, we did have some friends in from out of town this weekend that we hadn’t seen in probably a year or so, and it was [...]
Kids Suck the Energy out of Parents Like Little Siphons
This is exactly how I feel after our weekend and a crazy busy Monday! But seriously, if I could only have half of their energy I could...⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀🏃🏼♀️ run a marathon⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀🧼 clean the entire house⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀🧺 wash + fold all the laundry ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀🥘 make dinner⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀👩👧👧 play with the kids⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀👩❤️👨 spend some time with the hubby⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀🛀🏽 take a [...]
